Jokes for a good mood on the 14th of October 2018.
Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.
The modern woman is a great mystery covered with makeup.
Sometimes, in order to a man began to act, we need another man.
Pickled cucumber – plant family eateries.
The head of the family, buying a lottery ticket, dreaming:
About to win the car – will put you, Mary, beside him, nick will sit in the back and ride you like the wind!
The son objected:
– I will not sit back!
Why don’t you sit down? Sit down!
– Don’t sit down!
– Then get out of the car!
Of course, the mother praised aloud dress.
But in his heart still thought nothing good son will not work…
I want to wish the staff meteorologist to the life they all came true just like their weather forecasts.
– Beloved, let this weekend go shopping?
Look, you have all obnosis: shirt is faded, the Shine pants, socks all worn out…
And to me, in principle, fur it is time to change.
– Sergei, you’re here doctor, explain to me why alcohol is addictive?
Because it kills brain cells… but not all, only those who refuse to drink!
The wife stands before the mirror and asks her husband:
– Tell me I’m ugly or is it awesome?
– Both of you.
– What do you mean “both”?
– Wow, ugly!
In the hotel:
Sorry, we have no rooms available.
– But if the President will come to you, you’re gonna find a room?
– Well… Yes…
– Give this number to me, it is all the same to you will not come!
The guy met in a chat with a girl. she:
– Tell us a little about yourself. How do you look?
– Well, let’s just say when the stork brought me to my parents, they first wanted to take a stork…
– What buchas?
– My faith does not allow.
– Muslim, or what?
– No, my wife’s name is Faith!
Women! Remember! You – not Laundry, not the dishwasher, not the cook, not the cleaners…
You are an angel of purity! Priestesses of the order! Goddess of comfort! Home is your temple!
(You just explained…)
There are two old friend:
– How do you like being married?
– Well, just you know, I think that his wife married a much more successful than I was married!
How to take a picture in the garden so everyone thought I was on the sea?
– Lucy, why is your husband the second week of laughs?
– She did not understand. Asked for pancakes on Shrove Tuesday.
Went to the store, bought a cheap Argentine flour…
A terrible curse to the woman: “dwellers of the year you’ve been on a diet and then your husband left you fat!”.
In a moment of tenderness a wife asked her husband:
– Remember the other day when we met?
Yes. It happened mistakenly. I whistled to stop a taxi, and you came along…