Jokes for a good mood on 12 October 2018.
Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.
– What letter am I pointing to?
– Where are You?
Want to hear three important words: “You got a raise”.
– Johnny, don’t pull daddy’s nose! Don’t touch the hair! And generally step away from the grave!
I heard that the man and woman become similar to each other externally.
Saw this morning in the mirror of his unshaven face and thought, yeah well, it tries it’s a wedding!
– Your child again in my yard.
– Yeah? Again?
– He is without pants chasing after a dog.
– Boys always be boys.
– Yes, but your 26 years old and he was wasted!
It is better to cry at the psychologist than to laugh at the psychiatrist.
– How do you ex-wife divided their belongings?
– Fair enough, I three things – a car, a dacha and apartment, and her three children!
Once in the Chukchi village was born a smart boy.
It was fired in disgrace and taken to a remote island…
So were the Japanese.
Loser comes to a psychiatrist:
– The doctor, the case was broken! Today I dropped my sandwich and it fell butter side up!
The doctor takes from the patient’s hand to a sandwich for a long time, studied it and said:
– No, my friend, you just put in the wrong way.
Got a tattoo in the form of grapes.
In old age I am a woman with a twist.
In math class the teacher announced:
– The person who first goes to the Board, put the point more.
Vovochka from a back school Desk:
– Go, Marivanna! Put me three!
When I tell my husband that we will be together forever, he begins to cry.
Such a vulnerable…
I need another day between Saturday and Sunday. And best of two…
– Honey, something you haven’t given me a ring.
– How not away, and the Hoop?
The boy asked:
Boy! Who you want to be?
– Why a jerk?!
Because everyone is saying: look, what kind of car does that jerk!
– Imagine, today I saw my wife with some guy…
– Well, what did not come to him?
But how will I fit in? I’m on a mission…
Doctor an ordinary rural hospital found a miraculous cure for all female diseases – is to tell the woman that this is a normal sign of old age, and the recovery is happening right before your eyes…
Chuckcha sits on the Bank fishing and thinking:
– However, what a poor Russian language. Hat – Fox fur – Fox. Hit by a car – also Fox.