Smile a new day. Jokes for a good mood on the 12th of October 2018

Jokes for a good mood on 12 October 2018.

Посміхніться новому дню. Анекдоти для доброго настрою на 12 жовтня 2018 року

Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.

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Ophthalmologist:
– What letter am I pointing to?
– Where are You?

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Want to hear three important words: “You got a raise”.

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– Johnny, don’t pull daddy’s nose! Don’t touch the hair! And generally step away from the grave!

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I heard that the man and woman become similar to each other externally.
Saw this morning in the mirror of his unshaven face and thought, yeah well, it tries it’s a wedding!

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SMS correspondence.
– Your child again in my yard.
– Yeah? Again?
– He is without pants chasing after a dog.
– Boys always be boys.
– Yes, but your 26 years old and he was wasted!

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It is better to cry at the psychologist than to laugh at the psychiatrist.

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– How do you ex-wife divided their belongings?
– Fair enough, I three things – a car, a dacha and apartment, and her three children!

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Once in the Chukchi village was born a smart boy.

It was fired in disgrace and taken to a remote island…

So were the Japanese.

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Loser comes to a psychiatrist:
– The doctor, the case was broken! Today I dropped my sandwich and it fell butter side up!
The doctor takes from the patient’s hand to a sandwich for a long time, studied it and said:
– No, my friend, you just put in the wrong way.

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Got a tattoo in the form of grapes.
In old age I am a woman with a twist.

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In math class the teacher announced:
– The person who first goes to the Board, put the point more.
Vovochka from a back school Desk:
– Go, Marivanna! Put me three!

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When I tell my husband that we will be together forever, he begins to cry.

Such a vulnerable…

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I need another day between Saturday and Sunday. And best of two…

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– Honey, something you haven’t given me a ring.
– How not away, and the Hoop?

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The boy asked:
Boy! Who you want to be?
– Fool!
– Why a jerk?!
Because everyone is saying: look, what kind of car does that jerk!

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– Imagine, today I saw my wife with some guy…
– Well, what did not come to him?
But how will I fit in? I’m on a mission…

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Doctor an ordinary rural hospital found a miraculous cure for all female diseases – is to tell the woman that this is a normal sign of old age, and the recovery is happening right before your eyes…

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Chuckcha sits on the Bank fishing and thinking:
– However, what a poor Russian language. Hat – Fox fur – Fox. Hit by a car – also Fox.

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