Jokes for a good mood on October 11, 2018.
Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.
At the lesson the teacher explains how important it is to brush your teeth before bed.
– Ira, what are you doing before bed?
– Brush my teeth.
– Well done. Vovochka, and you?
– I smoke at night cigarette.
Wow, and your parents?
– You know this, but is this a question for the first class?
Never tell a girl a compliment about her mustache, even if they are really very good.
– Explain to me why you in school gets the lowest ratings?
– I don’t know, dad. I guess the higher they are exported.
Anecdote of the pessimist:
– Who is this best friend?
Is the one who will betray you last.
– Curly is our neighbor, Lucy, new coat, new car, and I like…
Don’t worry wife, I’ll buy you a curler!
– Rabinovich, say that you’ll get married soon?
– Oh, did not know! My fiancee doesn’t want to marry me until I pay the creditors their debts, and I will not be able to return them if I didn’t marry her.
– And here the normal way!
Yeah, good, probably, without the tractor drive!
Doctor – patient:
– Something you have not been.
It’s time for doctors to adopt the Golden rule of programmers: “If it works – don’t touch that!”.
– Darling, you’ll be very pleased with me. Three times I ran a red light, and never I was not fined.
The money saved I bought three new hats.
One pours the brew into the bucket. second:
– Where are you so much Leigh, it will burst?
– So I tell you!
– Let’s pour more!
– Son-in-law, kill a fly, she carries the infection.
– Calm down, mom, it won’t raise.
When a woman buying a fur coat in the world starts to look really sad one husband of a close friend…
– Stirlitz, you are Russian, why not takesue?
– Muller, we, the Germans, people are greedy!
Chukchi fills in the form and instead of signing puts four cross. He is asked:
– And how to understand it?
– Surname, name, patronymic and scientific degree!
The bus comes to a black man with a monkey on his shoulder. The monkey jumps off the shoulder and runs down the bus. ebony:
– Mickey, Mickey!
A man catches a monkey and tells her:
– Nikolay, what do you father do not listen?
Here’s what I think about sausage made with your meat: my dog would carry her home, do not bite…
Come home – all zagotovlen: potatoes with meat, vodka in grafinchik, beer, salads, pickles here, and about my work experiences the wife listened to…
Think – here it is happiness. Was the rear bumper.
– Well, you’re dashing! The first parachute jump and immediately – protracted!
– So just the wallet has popped up here and catch up…