Jokes for a good mood on October 3, 2018.
Positive emotions are important to humans, it is therefore necessary to regularly replenish the good mood of cheerful anecdotes, informs Rus.Media.
We all charge to be born, to learn, to marry, to heal, to die.
Free only allowed to work.
Boring… I have company… a small oil company.
Blonde changes the map in the Bank.
The statement came to the column “Reason for exchange”. She said:
– Write: “enter pin code incorrectly three times.”
The blonde says: “enter pin code incorrectly entered the pin code incorrectly entered the pin code wrong”
Foreign correspondents are interviewed by the Siberian.
– As you are in Siberia with housing?
– Well in Siberia with housing. A lot of wood. Ruby as they want, and build towers.
– As you are in Siberia with food?
– Well in Siberia with food. A lot of forests, beasts in them uncounted. Overwhelm, say, elk. Let us make the dumplings. You can eat!
– As you are in Siberia with the clothes? – Well in Siberia with clothes. I told the beast a lot. Sable, marten and beavers. Shay yourself a fur coat and walk like a Lord.
– Could you name any negative aspects of life in Siberia?
– Cold, cold dudeeeee us at least a little bit of warmth.
It is accepted that women live longer than men.
This is quite natural, because no woman would jump into a snowdrift from the third floor because “Serge promised a case of beer!”
And why I was not born at once beautiful? Not painted would never…
– Would then have to shave every day.
Came grandfather and a woman at the airport. Suited to the pilot.
– Son, my grandmother so many years live, but never flown. Rentals.
The pilot responds:
– Well, go. But under one condition. If you scream from fear – you pay me 100 bucks, right?
He agreed the old man.
Soared. As the pilot began to do all sorts of pirouettes in the air and a loop, roll to one side, plummeting down and all that – but the old silent as a fish. The pilot is tired, he landed the plane and asked the old:
– Tell me, grandfather, but there was a moment when you almost cried?
When the old woman had…
A man in a crowded theater lobby:
– I just lost a wallet with 1000 dollars in it!
I give 100 dollars to anyone who will return it to me!
Another voice in the crowd:
– I give 200 dollars to anyone who will return it to me!
Played with son in the horse.
Rolled him on the neck until I hit my pinky on the bedside table.
This great rider tears with me, asks:
“Horse, you hurt a lot?
– Roll with me can’t anymore?
– You can’t.
– Sorry. Gonna have to shoot”
– Fishing going?
– Rods will take?
– Well, they still lose!!!
To be happy, just need to remove from your soul three feelings: greed, envy and jealousy.
– What further from the Moon or Kiev?
– Don’t bother me!
Come to the window. Month see?
Girls, grow up, stop looking for a man that will solve your problems.
Looking for someone who would not will to create them.
After thirty years an unmarried woman is not just in search, she lies in wait.
It is known that man grows up to 25 years.
After 25 years my body said:
– Well, can not up, but look how much space on the sides.